iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

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stupid hoe

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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Get into my personal business

• 1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
• 2. Anyone crushing on you?
• 3. What is your relationship status?
• 4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
• 5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
• 6. Who do you text the most?
• 7. First person to text today?
• 8. What color are your eyes?
• 9. What is a compliment you receive often?
• 10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
• 11. Do you like your parents?
• 12. Do you secretly like someone?
• 13. Why did your last relationship end?
• 14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
• 15. Who was the last person you kissed?
• 16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
• 17. What are you listening to?
• 18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
• 19. Are you happy right now?
• 20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
• 21. Who makes you happiest right now?
• 22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
• 23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
• 24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
• 25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
• 26. Are you crushing on someone?
• 27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
• 28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
• 29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
• 30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
• 31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
• 32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
• 33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
• 34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
• 35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
• 36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
• 37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
• 38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
• 40. Do you want to get married?
• 41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
• 42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
• 43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
• 44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
• 45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
• 46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
• 47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
• 48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
• 49. Would you date an ex?

atlistheshizzz:

REMEMBER WHEN GUYS

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laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

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livelaughlove1415:

Teenage Dirtbag (cover) -Alex Gaskarth

“But she doesn’t know who I am
And she doesn’t give a damn about me
Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn’t know what she’s missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn’t know what she’s missin”

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In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.

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D’awh why thank you :3

brendonway:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

PRECIOUS LITTLE DEAR

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reblog if you’re a “whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

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