some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie
"but iight" lmfao
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough
…made this in part because it really, REALLY annoys me when people misdefine orientations, particularly when it comes to people (*cough*pansexuals*cough*) misdefining bisexuality. yes, there can be more than one definition for everything and the above is just mine, but there is such a thing as an incorrect definition.
that said, if you feel that i have misdefined something and/or that something could be worded better, please let me know. i mean no disrespect to anyone.
when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.
"talk dirty to me"