here’s to boys with big thighs and tummies and love handles and stretch marks and a lot of hair or no hair at all because you guys don’t get the love you deserve
Alex Gaskarth found out he should have been in a metal band instead of being gay with his 3 best friends.
- Gerald Way
- Brendan Urie
- Pete Wentz, lead singer of Fall Out Boy
i can hear the rage
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
even the princesses fangirl over peter
that bitch be faithful
look at phillip though
can you blame her?
Phillip could get the business.
So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
"are you talking to yourself"
no i’m breaking the fourth wall
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
Oh look more feminist Bullshits that only girls find funny, *Laughs so hard, oh wait no he doesn’t*
The thing is, if a guy posted something like this, it wouldn’t be funny it would be “sexist”
Women’s number 1 problem? Other fucking women
u need to chill and maybe pet a dog
i love it when dudes prove points made against them exactly right
Hahahaha God why is he mad tho